Because nobody else was going to do it.

Back by popular demand. Party at station station.

Your hostesses ENK and MMG are throwing the best g.d. new years eve party EVER. Because nobody else was going to do it. Everyone had Christmas parties this year, and they're all burnt out for new years. Oh boy. FRET NOT. Come to our house. Just don't steal any of our stuff.

STORY
MG: "Hey Carl*! we're having a new years eve party! You should come!"

Carl: "Ooo NEAT! When is it?"

MG: "uh. are you serious?"

Carl: -silence-

MG: "uh...new years eve... January 31st.....?"

*Names have been changed to protect persons identities

Morning after Christmas.

morning after Christmas
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

This is where I am. In my dads living room drinking coffee out of the I heart beer mug and in Nates red sweatpants and my new brown Christmas sweater. Carol gets french vanilla creamer for her coffee. Sooo good.

where have you been? p. 14

59.99
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

I made this at work too. I liked it.

where have you been? p. 13

garbage
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

This is our garbage. The lazy garbage men haven't been taking it b/c it's heavy and frozen... So we wrote them a friendly note. To encourage them. "Please take all of the garbage. It's not our fault that it's heavy and frozen. -Mollie and Erin." Then we taped two hersheys kisses (with almonds) to the note and wrote "for you." We had high hopes, Erin and I...BUT they didn't take the garbage. Maybe next time we'll write something like, "If you don't take our heavy and frozen garbage you're GROUNDED. AND NO TV FOR 3 WEEKS!"... maybe.

where have you been? p. 11

Elliot in ceiling
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

This is Elliot. In our ceiling. This is before he knocked out 10 more ceiling tiles. Naughty cat.

where have you been? p. 12

my pears
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

I made these a month or two ago.

where have you been? p. 10

our home isn't so bad
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

This is for Erin. I call it, "our home isn't so bad." Banter banter banter.

where have you been? p. 9

andres and pooch
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

This is my neighbor Andres and his dog Chili. Chili wears little puppy boots because his paws get too cold for walks if they're exposed to snow.

where have you been? p. 8

my new mirror
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

My new mirror. It's from Ecuador.

where have you been? p. 7

work party
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

There were tacos, and

where have you been? p. 5

work party
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

These are my work pals. Maria Erica and Lisa. Balloon hats. Christmas party.

where have you been? p. 6

work party
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

There was wine.

where have you been? p.4

2doz
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

I made this at work. I'm good at my job.

where have you been? p. 3

Elliot in bag
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

It may be difficult to see, but this is Elliot in a grocery bag. Perfect.

where have you been? p.2

m&ms
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

where have you been p. 1

listening to discman
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

Conflict Paper: Algeria

I accidently stabbed myself this morning and almost passed out.

Meaghans stocking was accidently given to me. It had a gas card in it.
I said: "Oooo. I will use this to put gas in my car!"
Rochelle said: "too bad Santa didn't give you a liscense for Christmas."

I have realized that I have a special relationship with Lindsay Lueders feet.

Ex a) The Connies. Oh that dance. How I long to see that dance and hear the connies song.

Ex b) "Lindsay Wears Her Pants" A drawing about LAL. Wearing her pants. but pointing at her shoes. Which are really the focal point in my mind. Actually maybe it's all about the pants. nm.

moving on...
Ex c) Lindsays boots in "The Death of Crusty Eyes Gurney." See: the death of crusty eyes gurney. Right below this post.

Ex d) Lindsays BLUE SNEAKERS. I love love love those sneakers.

Ex e) One time I called LAL up to tell her about some purple shoes in a catalog. BEcause I felt that strongly about her owning these shoes. She needed them, and I had to make sure she bought them. So I CALLED her. Take it for what you'd like, but don't underestimate the power of a telephone call.

Ex F) Lindsay Lueders now owns my favorite pair of black mary-janes. Coincidence? HECK NO.

Ex G) Lindsay Lueders used to use my nail polish to paint her toenails. AND SHE LIKED IT.

and now we see a handfull of digital photographs of Lindsay Lueders feet, stockinged or shoed on station station.

i THINK I've made my case. HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE!

I have realized that I have a special relationship with Lindsay Lueders feet.

Ex a) The Connies. Oh that dance. How I long to see that dance and hear the connies song.

Ex b) "Lindsay Wears Her Pants" A drawing about LAL. Wearing her pants. but pointing at her shoes. Which are really the focal point in my mind. Actually maybe it's all about the pants. nm.

moving on...
Ex c) Lindsays boots in "The Death of Crusty Eyes Gurney." See: the death of crusty eyes gurney. Right below this post.

Ex d) Lindsays BLUE SNEAKERS. I love love love those sneakers.

Ex e) One time I called LAL up to tell her about some purple shoes in a catalog. BEcause I felt that strongly about her owning these shoes. She needed them, and I had to make sure she bought them. So I CALLED her. Take it for what you'd like, but don't underestimate the power of a telephone call.

Ex F) Lindsay Lueders now owns my favorite pair of black mary-janes. Coincidence? HECK NO.

Ex G) Lindsay Lueders used to use my nail polish to paint her toenails. AND SHE LIKED IT.

and now we see a handfull of digital photographs of Lindsay Lueders feet, stockinged or shoed on station station.

i THINK I've made my case. HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE!

The death of crusty eyes gurney

The death of crusty eyes gurney
Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

goddamn. this is too funny.

Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

in the news.

I was talking to my grandpa on the phone yesterday and he was telling me about mice habbits, and he says, "well mo, mice are pretty modest...".I giggled.

Amelia and I went out for dinner and saw the lion the witch and the wardrobe. It was terrible.

Knit for Elliot: one scarf. very rad. He likes it.

SHUT UP!

There is not equal distribution of alphabet letters in alphabet foods.

Who do you know wants to buy a car?

...the knife?...

Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

...the knife?...

Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

...the knife?...

Originally uploaded by mmmollie.

Its on Saturday!

C o m e to PAINT FARM.

Saturday, December 10. 7-9p.
7th floor gallery, humanities.

not that I'm losing sleep over it or anything...

Yesterday I went to my favorite deli, Relish, for lunch.
I like it especially because Tom, employee, gives me a discount.
So I go there alot.
I ordered a smoked turkey.
They're usually done in 5mins.
I was really hungry.
The couple ordering behind me ordered a smoked turkey and a BLT.
Tom leaves to do a delivery.
Woman employee comes out with smoked turkey sandwich.
Asks couple, "are you waiting for a smoked turkey?"
The girl says "yep"

NOTE: There was 2 of them and only 1 sandwich. The order they placed was together.

I hear this.
I think, 'goddamnit that's my sandwich. Look at that. That is clearly my sandwich. I ordered first, that is my LUNCH. bitch.'
10 minutes later...
Woman employee comes out with BLT and smoked turkey.
Asks couple, "smoked turkey and BLT?"
Girl says, "well I already got my smoked turkey... so just the BLT"
I think, 'Yeah. you got my smoked turkey. Douche.'
Woman says, "hmmm."
Woman comes over to me and says, "are you waiting for a smoked turkey?"
I say, "yes. thank you." I did not smile at her.

Today I packed my own lunch.

One month till I ruin your birthday.

I'm feeling pretty g.d. mutha f-ing great today!

SNOOOOOW snow snow snow snow snow snow snow...la la la.

I am in the proscess of trying to contain my Christmas cheer December first. Eight days until my finger-busting-holiday-f-ing-up-anniversary. A month and five 'till I ruin your birthday.

SUCKAS!