everyone is quietly working in their lil cubes and all i can think about is mollie and lindsay and E gorham.
Where i work:
all those years of re-checking my tests before handing them in is finally paying off
posted by erin @ 2:53 PM
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I went back to madison for a night to bid lisa a pleasant journey into the great Omaha of the Nebraska.
posted by mmmollie @ 2:12 PM
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And here is a cool picture of Erin. I miss that little toilet, the little cat, and most of all I miss that little girl.
posted by elle elle @ 5:42 PM
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And i'm sorry I made fun of how no one else blogs. It's not her fault.
posted by elle elle @ 5:40 PM
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I wonder if we should rename this blog "Mollie talks to herself."
posted by elle elle @ 7:24 AM
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This was my week. (look down... at the blooooog)
Meaghan and I were laying around on the couch at my dads house watching the boyfriend screening for the NEW, THAT'S RIGHT, NEW season of I Love New York. The amazing show on Vh1 about a crazy-ho-black lady with really greasy boobs trying to find a decent man on tv.
So. Meaghan said, "let's go fishing..." in her most beautiful lazy mono-tone voice. and I said, "okay...."in my most beautiful lazy mono-tone voice... so we got up, hopped in the car and went to a pond off of the highway. We used dog treats and a crispy dead worm as bait until I dug up a fresh wiggly worm. We walked along the beautiful, trash covered shore and Meaghan got stuck up to her knees in the mud. I laughed my ass off (see photos). Then we fished.
We only had one pole and I wouldn't touch the fish after I caught them, so Meg did most of the fishing. Then I had to go to work.
Later on that week I went to Rookies for Alyssas "POWER HOUR" that she won at BINGO. She got to host 10 friends and drink fo' free fo' 60mins. Tick tick tick. I got drunk. doye.
Later on that week I grilled out with the ol' neighbor, Matt and Alyssa. I made VEGETABLES. doye. (see photo... aren't they cuuuute)
Later on that week the ol' neighbor and I had to give drunk ol' Meaghan a ride home and in her Ron Diaz and Strawberry Kiwi high she told us that if ol' neighbor #2, (WHO is transgendered and possibly becoming transsexual)... if ol' neighbor #2 "gets rubber balls, she'd TOTALLY touch them." I laughed my ASS off. Then she yelled, "LET'S GO OUT. I NEED A DRINK!" girl didn't. girl was a kick.
And today I worked and biked my sorry ass up giant hill of death TWICE. And I got to see the grown-ups act like fools at the MOTHERS DAY extravaganza my grandma hosted. (not fun)............. my uncles mark and tom were my saving grace. Meaghan had to work. Lucky.
I miss you girls.
Lindsay. Those gray pants rule, and when I was biking today they totally fell off (you know I love a good pair of saggy pants)... and everyone on Elton Hills Drive got to see my turquoise underpants clinging to my bon bon. I thought about pulling over to pull them up, but then I decided I didn't care. I'd love to see a girl crusing up a hill with 3/4 of her butt exposed.
I hope to bring joy and underpants freedom to this sterile and serious town.
Someday I will tell you about the time Meaghan took me to the circus. Two weeks ago.
posted by mmmollie @ 8:06 PM
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Lindsay! I don't have any of those diseases either! Oh man! We could totally have the unprotected S E X!
Erin. You have to go to sign in, and write your name and password... and then I think google took this thing over, so you have to put in new information. But start at sign in. It's on the top of the page in the right corner. (I would have the unprotected S E X with you too. Even if you had those diseases... but I know you don't... but I'm just saying... because I don't want you to feel left out.)
I spent last night in an old neighbors kitchen spinning around in an office chair. Using his knees as brakes.
Later we went to his deflated air matress and catapulted each other into the air. With the power of GRAVITY.
Like so.
Mollie lies across air matress to the far right.
The far right of the air matress sinks. Mollie sinks.
Adam says, "ready?"
Mollie says, "nonononononononononono." giggles.
Mollie says, "okay..." and braces herself.
Adam jumps onto air matress, lands on his side to the far left.
The far right of the air matress inflates, flinging Mollie into the air.
giggle party.
REPEAT.
Until Mollie hits the wall. Then it's over. Can't have a broken Mollie prowling the streets of Rochester.
posted by mmmollie @ 9:26 AM
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These are the diseases I now know I don't have:
posted by elle elle @ 10:54 PM
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