Because nobody else was going to do it.

Back by popular demand. Party at station station.

Your hostesses ENK and MMG are throwing the best g.d. new years eve party EVER. Because nobody else was going to do it. Everyone had Christmas parties this year, and they're all burnt out for new years. Oh boy. FRET NOT. Come to our house. Just don't steal any of our stuff.

STORY
MG: "Hey Carl*! we're having a new years eve party! You should come!"

Carl: "Ooo NEAT! When is it?"

MG: "uh. are you serious?"

Carl: -silence-

MG: "uh...new years eve... January 31st.....?"

*Names have been changed to protect persons identities