yo MTV. pimp my ride. I need a new bike seat. I can't be seen drivin' 'round on no damaged tush cush. for real yo. (now Erin and Linz have to testify on how whack my ride is and how much it needs to be pimped). serious.
I spilled yogurt on my pants and it looks like semen. bummer.
annnnnnnnnnnnd that's it! Tah DAH!
Monday, October 31, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
people
people can get really excited about new cars.
EDIT: and this is how japanese people look when really excited.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Amelia...gourds are for ornament and utility. What-ever the fuck that means... I'm thinking cups, bird houses, hats... you know... utility.
I saw a bird wing on the ground. Just the wing. no bird. It was gray.
Monday, October 24, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
i would be carmen sandiego, you know, if i wasn't me.
i dont like it when you have a dream about someone that you are not close to and then you wake up and feel like the interaction was real so now you should give them a call?
The ancestors of farmed chickens and hens are thought to be the red jungle fowl that live in the forests of South-east Asia.
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Help Wanted
Station Station is looking for a security gaurd. We need someone to hang out at our house, whenever we're asleep or not home, and make sure no one breaks in, steals our bikes, or is looking for Rick. We cannot pay with money. But the position allows for sleeping on our bed in the living room, and maybe eating dinner and breakfast with us... if we're around. Being tough and trustworthy is a plus. Fax your resume to haseifhskdnsuhf297432983ra09igkmnbvg and start your career in home security today!
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
GREAT NEWS GUYS!
*Today I got a letter in the mail from Russ Darrow Chevrolet and I've been pre-approved for an auto loan! Whooooooooo!
*Today I didn't do anything. At least not yet. I woke up in a warm bed and freezing apartment and I couldn't get up. So I laid in bed. Later on I decided to rent some movies, get a cheeseburger, and go back to bed. So I did. And it was awesome. (Sherlock Holmes and the Scarlett Claw and The Butterfly Effect)
*Now... I'm on the internet... AT HOME!
* I'm thinking about leaving the house again to get more movies. Mystic River and maybe another Sherlock Holmes. I love Sherlock Holmes.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Thursday, October 06, 2005
The non-evoloution of male lactation.
Oooooo. The knife. Ah yes. The knife. I like mine sharp.
I got new nail polish. Its called "All-that-razz" (OPI) It is so cool.
Yesterday Erin and I took a nap together and it was THREE HOURS LONG! I woke her up. Oh she felt the wrath.
The dudes from Charter liked Elliot so much they agreed to give us one years free internet service in exchange for one years Elliot. Erin politely changed her mind on the offer, because Elliot is going to make her millions when we come out with the "Elliot" calender.
Something is stuck in my foot. And I've really pissed off my printmaking teacher.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
that's DOCTOR officer to you.
I just had a dish of snickers peanut butter custard with raspberries on top from Michaels. It was amazing. And just another reason I'm having a good day. What Else?
My face is healing. Praise be.
I took my earth shoe into the repair shop, and the shoe lady said she'd stretch out the heal. She thinks my heels are funky, and that's why my shoes keep on givin' me those darn blisters. Crud. BUT she says she can probably fix my shoes... so that's great!
I talked to Josh. The most amazing haircutter ever. Today. I made an appointment for a hair-cut tomorrow. Whooooooooo! Lindsay... what do you do when you're in Japan? Josh-less? Does your hair still have Josh-magic-cut-specialness? What are the hair-cutters like in Japan? Do you have a Hairadise salon by your house?
annnnnnnnnnnd. I'm wearing tights. dee dee dee.
(hey Jamon, Erin and I tried to go to the place you commented about and we could not. The information super-highway said no-go. What gives?)
Oh yeah. And, I'm going to buy a squash tonight. And my scarf is almost done.