yo MTV. pimp my ride. I need a new bike seat. I can't be seen drivin' 'round on no damaged tush cush. for real yo. (now Erin and Linz have to testify on how whack my ride is and how much it needs to be pimped). serious.
I spilled yogurt on my pants and it looks like semen. bummer.
annnnnnnnnnnnd that's it! Tah DAH!
posted by mmmollie @ 11:57 AM
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moll's ride? whack. needs pimpin'.
helllllllllll yes.
listen, i tried a persimmon yesterday. it didn't taste like cum.
seriously? what did it taste like...? Maybe Jenny and I had a bad one... hm...
fresh goodness. but all the fruit's better here so maybe you ought to come here and try one.
p.s. incidentally, the japanese word for persimmon sounds exactly like "cocky."
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