Help Wanted

Station Station is looking for a security gaurd. We need someone to hang out at our house, whenever we're asleep or not home, and make sure no one breaks in, steals our bikes, or is looking for Rick. We cannot pay with money. But the position allows for sleeping on our bed in the living room, and maybe eating dinner and breakfast with us... if we're around. Being tough and trustworthy is a plus. Fax your resume to haseifhskdnsuhf297432983ra09igkmnbvg and start your career in home security today!