Today I discovered a horrible truth.

I HAVE ALLERGIES.

I thought maybe I was getting a cold, but Lisa, my manager, said that I have allergies. and I used her visine for allergies and IT WORKED. So it must be true.

What do I need allergies for? I have plenty of other problems to deal with. Goddamn allergens. My nose itches and my eyes burn and there's a tickle in the back of my throat that makes me coff like this, "aha aha aha... eh. eha." and my snot is like water and it drips out of my nose like a leaky faucet.

GODDAMN ALLERGIES.