I guess I should take this opportunity to create a post entitled "Premature Ejaculation Station"

Currently trying to finish writing five pages on a poem (Aphra Behn's "The Disappointment") about the horror and shame of premature ejaculation. Here's a favorite section of mine:

Her timerous Hand she gently laid
...Upon that Fabulous priapas (phallus)
That Potent God, as Poets feign;
But never did young Shepherdess
Gath'ring of Fern upon the Plain,
More nimbly draw her Fingers back,
Finding beneath the verdant Leaves a snake:
Than Cloris her fair Hand withdrew,
Finding that God of her Desires
Disarm'd of all his Awful Fire,
And Cold as Flow'rs bath'd in the Morning-Dew. (<---ejackulation!)

Aphra Behn is lauded as the first successful female writer in English lit. And she has a beautiful name.

Let's see what else...Oh I had a banana for breakfast.