Crackers Responds

#1. Don't worry; Crusty-eyes Gurney is scareder of you than you are of him (her?).
#2. I bet you by now, the grill has been dragged beneath the deck, where ol' Crusty-eyes uses it every morning to cook his breakfast of young ladies with fresh haircuts. That was counterproductive but probably true.
#3. I can think of nothing but my haircut tomorrow. I hope it can approach the cuteness of Moll's.
#4. Something something yeah come to our jungle party! We are going to have a steamy green atmosphere, lots of fruit and animals too! I just realized we should invite GURNEY!
#5 that's all
#6 I have to say