natural body weight lifters something station.

after mollie fixed my staple gun which still doesn't work sometimes and after passions was over, she flipped the channel to natural body weight lifters something station. we watched the whatever championship for an hour and what a bunch of freaks! man, we were both feeling like crap and what a way to feel good about life in general. unfortunetely we only caught the end of the women's section and the monkey girl won, who was not only extremely bronze and beastly but would have better belonged in the men's overweight section. lucky for us, we were able to catch all the men's section which included lightweight, middleweight, light heavyweight and heavy weight. but heres the thing: the judges were not basing criteria on anything worthwhile and are possibly racist towards black men, or this one in particular with dancing pecs and a lot of soul. he clearly should have won overall but he disappeared. where did he go? if we up to us, we have specific categories that were overlooked in this competition. these include: 1. shiniest, 2. best music (anyone with nickelback is disqualified, hip hop is encouraged),3. most regular skin tone and texture, 4.most saucy moves 5.most sassy moves 6.best use of pectoral muscles in conjuction with the music 7.choreography/stage presence 8.facial expression 9.hair do 10.mustaches are mandatory/best 'stache. based on our criteria, the missing black guy definetely should have won everything, except he didn't have a mustache and wasn't the most sassy but was saucy as hell. to improve sassiness, please consult man in lightweight division who flexed the worms in his side and then rubbed them gently with his fingers. so while we favor our missing man, we would like to congratulate TRENT KIEST for winning overall as well as being the shiniest overall. new goal for the year: find missing black winner and bring him over for cupcakes!