attenTion station station shoppers.

#1. I have astigmatisim. My eyes are shaped like footballs. This is sad for me...
#2. dIET dR. pEPPER REALLY does TASTE MORE LIKE REGULAR! (send contradictions to: Station Station co Mollie and Erin)
#3. Erin is calling in sick for work today. Whoo!
#4. Dearest Meaghan got a job waitressing at Mr Pizza... this means free pizza for everyone.
#5. I have violated several traffic laws on my bike this week, and didn't get caught.
#6. Elliot eats the bees...
#7. I sold my pants to Lindsay, who lent them to Elliot, who kept them.
#8. I saw a very old man rollerblading the other day... it was rad.
#9. TRINA QUIT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

. get crackin' get get crackin'.