#1. Tuesday I went to Walgreens and bought woman things... namely lipstick.... and It is beautiful. Its called "real rasin" an it makes me look real pretty.

#2. Big slice-a-roo in my thumb from an exacto knife. blood everywhere. I superglued it shut. so far so good.

#3. HAPPY FALL. (tis the first day)

#4. LaChoy apologized in a formal letter with coupon attachments. WE WIN.

#5. I saw a bee in the recycling bin this morning. maybe that's where they're coming from?

#6. Marla to vet tomorrow morning. We'll get to the bottom of her skin problem... so help me god...